Artemus Gordon: James, from the minute that woman set foot on this car life has been absolute purgatory. The food wasn't good, the train was too noisy, the wine was too cold, the wine wasn't cold ...

James West: I thought I'd go as a government agent who's going to shoot and kill General Bloodbath McGrath. Artemus Gordon: An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white, Southern, former ...