The Memorial Union Building (MUB) has set breakfast prices depending on Bitcoin value, which does not surprise anyone and benefits even fewer. The announcement was made early Monday with a hastily ...

And what better place to start than your cozy,  slightly mildew-scented Wadsworth Hall dorm room? Let’s be honest: the Living Guide never explicitly bans bees. They say no unregistered pets, but do ...

Transportation services has teamed up with public safety, accepting and embracing the Michigan Tech tradition of bar hopping with a new, easier mode of transportation. The bus, named “The Tipsy ...

As MTU’s student population reaches upwards of 690% capacity, Tech admin is left scrambling for housing solutions. The administration was asked for their thoughts on the problem. “At first we thought ...

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. The article is purely for comedic purposes, and ...

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. The article is purely for comedic purposes, and ...

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. The article is purely for comedic purposes, and ...

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. The article is purely for comedic purposes, and ...

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. The article is purely for comedic purposes, and ...

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. The article is purely for comedic purposes, and ...

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. The article is purely for comedic purposes, and ...