If you ever wanted to get as drunk as Pam Beesley at a Chili’s in Scranton, that dream is finally becoming a reality.

Once falling behind flashier restaurants, Chili’s is pulling off its comeback thanks to upgraded French fry and chicken tender recipes ... mozzarella sticks, southwestern egg rolls and chicken ...

In a blender, combine ¼ cup vinegar, garlic, ginger, paprika, sugar, cloves, turmeric, cumin, cayenne, cinnamon, ¾ teaspoon ...