JD Vance once again became the laughingstock of the internets when he slammed Kamala Harris for using a teleprompter - then proceeded to mix up 13 slain American soldiers with the Beatles.

I am an American Soldier. I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the United States, and live the Army Values. I will always place the mission first. I will never accept defeat.

The renowned American composer and pops orchestrator ... and the charming fantasy-like quality of the music, “Parade of the Wooden Soldiers” has become a beloved children’s Christmas tradition.

I am an American Soldier. I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the United States, and live the Army Values. I will always place the mission first. I will never accept defeat.